you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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