he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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