i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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