whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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