But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Randomize
