The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The adults are the big ones right?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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