How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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