if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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