I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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