i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
