I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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