And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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