I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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