so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
