Nicole vs. Life
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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