My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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