new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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