PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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