don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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