and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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