well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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