ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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