'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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