Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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