Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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