That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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