ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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