i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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