from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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