Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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