Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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