BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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