we have officially lost it.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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