38 yer olds are good kisserssss
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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