I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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