On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We are two peas in an std pod
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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