yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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