Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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