I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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