seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
