You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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