can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Green mimosas i think yes
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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