AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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