Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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