Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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