Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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