Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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