I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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