he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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