she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
