I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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